When the Daily Dot reported on a dating sim that involved buying your Tyrannosaurus crush a new ukulele, I was all in.
After all, how many chances does a girl get to woo an apex predator of the late Cretaceous?
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I'm not sure what makes Nicolas Cage so captivating, but the Internet has been preoccupied with his facial expressions for almost two decades. The obsession might have something to do with how weird his life is.
The game, called Caging Me Softly, isn't the kind of robust, triple-A experience that you might be used to.
It's roughly three-minutes long and contains a single interactive moment; you must describe Nicolas Cage's face.
My character cleverly sweetened the deal with a romantic touch by suggesting that this way, it would belong to both of us. Soon, it was time to go home, but Taira had other ideas. Soon, Taira shared was the root of his performance anxiety: a junior-high concert where he’d dropped his ukulele and been unable to pick it up because of his tiny arms.
The audience, jaded by the cruel humor of sites like T-Rex Trying, had laughed and jeered.