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I need to show you everything.” She then proceeded to give him a tour of the house complete with a detailed oral history, and apparently they snuck off and got married while doing so. He explained, “My doctor said I’m not allowed to wear anything but dog ears. After snacks we headed outside for the main event in the front yard that was being set in place by our resident nature enthusiast Dane:  Yes, he’s using very expensive and technical repelling equipment to hang a piñata from a tree. It’s when you swing at something really hard.” I actually believed the words coming out of my mouth. “I think maybe she’s combining ‘swing’ and ‘whack’ into one word? You’d think that I’d have gone out and bought a bat after Coco interrupted some deranged teen trying to break into my garage. Definitely a tank that I’d park next to the mailbox.