I've got my Swiss Army knife with me, and in no time at all I can strip down the car's braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we can be on our way.""Well," said the Software Engineer, "Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again."A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a new release of MVS/ESA together with VM/CMS and CICS/VS". The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!
When we occasionally dive into the details, it's usually about C# and . Dev Topics is written by Timm Martin, a software developer and entrepreneur. It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds. REBOOT: Whut you have to do at bedtime when you forgot the kitty’s still outside.A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The project manager said: "Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination."The computer programmer said: "We have here the driver's guide.I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive."The computer operator said: "First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again." I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'" "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice." "So I went down my local ice-cream shop, and said 'I want to buy an ice-cream'. ' I said 'We'll start with one.' He said 'Knickerbocker glory?